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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:08

They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Then came..
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
No way
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So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
I'm 29. I have wasted 7 years for government exam preparation. What should I do?
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do you have any problem dating a younger man?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Still no good.